Saturday, June 16, 2018

funny whatsapp status

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funny whatsapp status
 I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day.

True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people together.

When I was a kid I wanted to get older. This shit is not what I expected.

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.

I didn't lose my mind. I just sold it online.

Only two things can change women's mood: 1- I love you, 2. 50% discount.

Don't move, I've lost my mind.

Relax, we are all crazy it's not a competition.

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say 'mosquito'.

I had a super busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of car payments.

 Hey there! WhatsApp using me.

The person you love is 72.8% water.

If there is a "WILL"...there are 500 relatives.
 funny whatsapp status
I work for money, for loyalty hire a dog.

I'm not online, It's just an optical illusion.

Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably a crap.

Life is short-Chat fast!

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

When nothing goes right...go left!!

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Not always available, try your luck.

Read books instead of reading my status.

Doing nothing is very hard thing to do...you never know when to finish.

Huh, Don't copy my status.

When I show you a picture on my phone, don't swipe left and right, just look.

Who needs television when there is so much drama on WhatsApp.

Save water, drink beer.

"funny whatsapp status"

If the college has taught us anything, it's texting without looking.

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

We are WTF generation.....WhatsApp, Twitter, and Facebook.
True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people together.

When I was a kid I wanted to get older. This shit is not what I expected.

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.

I didn't lose my mind. I just sold it online.

Only two things can change women's mood: 1- I love you, 2. 50% discount.

Don't move, I've lost my mind.

Relax, we are all crazy it's not a competition.

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say 'mosquito'.

I had a super busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of car payments.

Hey there, are you using WhatsApp?

Someone on his status "Sleeping" since three days. He's probably dead.

Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

I'm just having the allergic reaction to the universe.

I want to kill the hottest person alive...but suicide is a crime.

Everybody is so happy, I hate that.

Save paper, don't do homework.

When nothing goes right, go to bed and sleep.

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we born, and only stop when we take the exam or are in love.

I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.

All my life I thought air is free until a bought a bag of chips.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm just woke me up.

I only need 3 things in life: food, wifi,sleep.

Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

Don't hit kids.No, seriously...they have guns now.

Congratulations! my tallest finger wants to give you a standing ovation.

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.